Just over a fortnight ago I bought myself a case (6 bottles) of wine to have at Christmas. You can probably guess how many are left ! Mrs L (an almost teetotaller) suggested that I do something constructive last night instead of sitting in front of the TV with a glass in my hand. Not sure how productive she would consider this.
With apologies and some poetic licence.
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
A Patek on a Perlon
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Two Jaeger LeCoultres
And a Patek on a Perlon
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Three Frederic Constants
Two Jaeger LeCoultres
And a Patek on a Perlon
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Four Christopher Wards
Three Frederic Constants
Two Jaeger LeCoultres
And a Patek on a Perlon
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Five goooooold Roamers
Four Christopher Wards
Three Frederic Constants
Two Jaeger LeCoultres
And a Patek on a Perlon
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Six Glashütte Originals
Five goooooold Roamers
Four Christopher Wards
Three Frederic Constants
Two Jaeger LeCoultres
And a Patek on a Perlon
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Seven Slava watches
Six Glashütte Originals
Five goooooold Roamers
Four Christopher Wards
Three Frederic Constants
Two Jaeger LeCoultres
And a Patek on a Perlon
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Eight Maurice Lacroix
Seven Slava watches
Six Glashütte Originals
Five goooooold Roamers
Four Christopher Wards
Three Frederic Constants
Two Jaeger LeCoultres
And a Patek on a Perlon
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Nine lovely Longines
Eight Maurice Lacroix
Seven Slava watches
Six Glashütte Originals
Five goooooold Roamers
Four Christopher Wards
Three Frederic Constants
Two Jaeger LeCoultres
And a Patek on a Perlon
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Ten Lang & Heynes
Nine lovely Longines
Eight Maurice Lacroix
Seven Slava watches
Six Glashütte Originals
Five goooooold Roamers
Four Christopher Wards
Three Frederic Constants
Two Jaeger LeCoultres
And a Patek on a Perlon
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Eleven Audemars Piguets
Ten Lang & Heynes
Nine lovely Longines
Eight Maurice Lacroix
Seven Slava watches
Six Glashütte Originals
Five goooooold Roamers
Four Christopher Wards
Three Frederic Constants
Two Jaeger LeCoultres
And a Patek on a Perlon
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Twelve Jaquet Droz
Eleven Audemars Piguets
Ten Lang & Heynes
Nine lovely Longines
Eight Maurice Lacroix
Seven Slava watches
Six Glashütte Originals
Five goooooold Roamers
Four Christopher Wards
Three Frederic Constants
Two Jaeger LeCoultres
And a Patek on a Perlon
I tried desperately to get a Seiko in there somewhere but it just wouldn't fit !
